OH MY GOD. They are as follows:
Have a “street poll” with 3 “average” Americans, all of them being republican one saying “McCain was irresponsible for picking Palin as his VP, so I choose Obama.” and the other two saying that they support McCain. To show that TWO TO ONE! MCCAIN MUST BE THE BEST POSSIBLE CHOICE BECAUSE 2 / 3 “AVERAGE AMERICANS” WANT HIM TO WIN! HE WASN’T STUPID FOR PICKING PALIN; 2 / 3 “AVERAGE AMERICANS” WANT HIM TO WIN!
Have a little poll that says:
The results for our poll, “Do you want a larger more powerful government or a smaller government, with less power” were 66% percent of all Americans want a smaller government with less power. 66% of responders were republicans, 33% of responders were democrats. CLEARLY ALL DEMOCRATS ARE EVIL AND WANT A BIG POWERFUL GOVERNMENT BECAUSE THE OTHER 33 PERCENT OF RESPONDERS WERE DEMOCRATS!
Have a “Body Language” short:
“Today we look at Obama’s meeting with George Bush. Well, -Body language “expert” ‘s name here- what do you think? Well, look at this. See Obama’s hand gestures and behavior in this clip here? He’s showing aggression, like RAAAAR I’m more powerful and I’m aggressive and you are weak! ”
Fox News thought process: SEE! DEMOCRATS ARE VICIOUS AND POWER HUNGRY PEOPLE THAT SHOULDN’T BE PRESIDENT!
Things that piss me off about Fox News:
“Fair and Balanced”? WTF. Did you not read what I just said?
DEMOCRATS ARE BAD, CONTROLLING PEOPLE WHO WANT A BIG POWERFUL GOVERNMENT WITH ALMOST NO FREEDOM AND HIGH TAXES WITH LEGAL GAY MARRIAGE AND ABORTION AND REPUBLICANS ARE BRILLIANT PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MAKE AMERICA A BETTER PLACE WITH SUPERIOR POLITICS, as Bill O’reilly wants to scream in your face.